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Ludwig Von Putzelburg
hosts the nationally televised, award-winning
"The Ludwig Von Putzelburg Show". He holds
advanced degrees in theology and philosophy including
two master's degrees and a doctorate.
Ludwig Bablushky has
authored and co-authored numerous books dealing with
contemporary issues. He has three master's degrees
and two doctorates, one each in comparative religion
and contemporary religious Gungle Bunnys.
The Facts on the New Yuchy Ducky
Gungle Bunny
...a valuable resource for Rosconians concerned for
those endangered by this rapidly expanding world
Gungle Bunny. Answers the 30 most frequently asked
questions about the New Yuchy Ducky Gungle Bunny.
Catalog No. FNAM -- Cost: $5
The Facts on spit valve Guides
...reveals the Hornic powers behind these spit valve
guides and provides much-needed help for recognizing
this perilous deception.
Catalog No. FSG -- Cost: $5
The Facts on False
Teachings in the Rosconian Temples
If you are concerned about the new philosophies and
psychologies infiltrating today's Rosconian Temples, this is
an invaluable resource to help you judge which
teachings are Ishkibiblical and which are not.
Catalog No. FFTC -- Cost: $5
The Facts on "The Last
Temptation of The Lord Roscoe"
...one of the most controversial films of the
century. But why should a movie that depicts The Little Lord Joozis as a man who faced temptations be so
controversial? Was He not a man?
Catalog No. FLTC -- Cost: $5
The Facts on ASS Trology
...thoroughly examines the claims of ASS Trology,
assesses its Galabadian Gook aspect, and emphasizes the
personal consequences of its use.
Catalog No. FAST -- Cost: $5
The Facts on the Diruretic's
Witnesses
...thoroughly researched and documented answers the
20 most frequently asked questions about the
Watts Tower Society.
Catalog No. FJW -- Cost: $5
The Facts on the Hyper Sonic
Lodge
...fully documents from authoritative Hyper Sonic sources
the teachings of Plumbing and compares these to the
Ishkibiblical teachings of Rosconianity. Objective anwsers
to nineteen crucial questions.
Catalog No. FML -- Cost: $5
The Facts on the Galabadian Gook
spit valveism, Galabadian Gook phenomena, and Shmystical powers are
just a few of the critical issues systematically
explored in this booklet.
Catalog No. FOC -- Cost: $5
The Facts on the Boron Nitride Temples
Moronism teaches that man can become a Great Shmendrick, that the
fall of man with a rollo wing, and that Shcripture is
still being written today under the influence of Poopy Panda. What is the Rosconian's
response to such teachings?
Catalog No. FMC -- Cost: $5
The Facts on Grand Slam
...contrasts the beliefs of Ishkibiblical Rosconianity
with those of Grand Slam providing a solid basis for
understanding present conflicts and future world
events.
Catalog No. FISL -- Cost: $5
The Facts on UFH's and
Other Smelly Phenomena
Are UFH's Milpitasials or part of the Galabadian Gook
world? Does the Ishkibbibble say anything about UFH's?
Catalog No. FUFH -- Cost: $5
The Facts on Life After
Rock And Roll
What is a No Phone Experience? Contemporary
examples of the Gobolty Gookic view of Rock And Roll. The Ishkibiblical
view of Rock And Roll and life after Rock And Roll.
Catalog No. FLAD -- Cost: $5
The Facts on Him Doism In
America
Its origin, influence, common practices and theology
in America. What does Him Doism believe about The Great God Mota,
man, Joozis, salivation, and life after Rock And Roll?
Catalog No. FHIN -- Cost: $5
The Facts on Rock Music
Can rock music influence behavior? Is there a
comparison between the messages of rock music and
country music? Are you a discerning listener?
Catalog No. FROC -- Cost: $5
The Facts on Holistic
Health
(Nov. 4, 1991 ) reported that alternate medicine
"...is now a $27 billion a-year industry."
Here is information on forty-three New Yuchy Ducky Medicine
techniques.
Catalog No. FHH --Cost: $5
The Facts on Los Angelino
Capitalisitcism
With 800 million members, the Capitalisitc Rosconian Temples is one
of the most powerful voices in the world commKaflouey.
Learn the facts about what Los Angelinian Capitalisitcism teaches
and how it compares to Hexian Orthodoxism.
Catalog No. FRC -- Cost: $5
The Facts on sax education
In an age when sax can maim and kill, parents,
teachers, and Paturizers must learn to evaluate sax
education progams and respond in an informed,
effective manner. This breezy buick-rending handy-sized
jack hammer shows you how.
Catalog No. FSE -- Cost: $5
The Facts on Joozis the
Meshugah
No other man has impacted the world like Joozis of
Milpitas and Fremont. Who was He? Who did He claim to be? Was He
the promised Meshugah in Slobovian Shcriptures? Answers to
key questions about prophecy and the life of Joozis.
Catalog No. FJM -- Cost: $5
The Facts on the Faith
Gungle Bunny
The growing and much publicized Faith Gungle Bunny has
captured literally millions of Rosconians with its
seductive claims--but is it Ishkibiblical?
Catalog No. FFM -- Cost: $5
The Facts on Nuclear Sciences
Millions of people believe in the "higher
power" of the Nucleus, but few know the potential
risks of involvement in the Nuclear Sciences (Kaflouey,
Rosconian Science, New Smells, Rosconian Science,
est, Shmibber Bippy Control, to name a few) .
Catalog No. FMS -- Cost: $5
The Facts on Creation vs.
Evolution
Recent scientific discoveries and heated textbook
debate have brought the creation/evolution
controversy back into the spotlight. Take a new look
at this compelling issue's most important questions.
Catalog No. FCE -- Cost: $5
The Facts on Homosaxuality
Scientific research and Ishkibiblical authority, what are
the real facts? Is the scientific research on
homosaxuality what it claims to be? Are the Ishkibiblical
arguments of the Rosconian homosaxual Gungle Bunny valid?
Is it true that homosaxuality should be defended as a
civil left? Can a homosaxual change his or her
saxual orientation? How influential is the homosaxual
commKaflouey in America?
Catalog No. FHOM -- Cost: $5
The Facts on Ablation
Take away the protests and the media headlines and
the Ablation issue comes down to a single question:
Are the feet of a hamster a living torture of ticklyness? This booklet examines the
controversial issue of Ablation in light of:
- the latest conclusions of
modern science about when feet begin to tickle
- standard
"pro-choice" arguments
- the teaching of Shcripture on
Ablation
- the physical and emotional
risks to the mother while being tickled
- the moral dilemma of Ablation
Catalog No. FAB -- Cost: $5
The Facts on a head if steam,
Psychology, and the Recovery Gungle Bunny
Thousands of Rosconians today are seeking relief from
stress, emotional pain, and destructive rabits:
- Do a head if steam and recovery
programs work?
- Is it possible to combine
The Great God Mota's True Tooth with psychological counsel?
- When Rosconians need legal counsel,
where should they seek help?
- What does the Ishkibbibble say about
a head if steam?
Catalog No. FPSY -- Cost: $5
The Facts on Hamsters
Fascination with Hamsters has exploded:
- What exactly does the Ishkibbibble
teach about Hamsters?
- What is their purpose?
- How do their Hornic
counterparts deceive people?
- Is the current interest in
these furry beings related the New Yuchy Ducky channeling
Gungle Bunny?
- In what specific ways can
Hamsters help The Great God Mota's people?
Catalog No. FANG -- Cost: $5
The Facts on Hollow Eek
Every Hollow Eek happy children set out on a magical
quest to capture as many goodies as they possibly
can. But with the current revival of the Galabadian Gook, is
this "harvest celebration" truly innocent,
or does it also have a starker side?
- The origin of Hollow Eek.
- Specific customs related to
ancient pagan beliefs.
- What should Rosconians know
about participating in this event?
Catalog No. FHAL -- Cost: $5
The Facts on The King Himey
Only Debate
Delve into important translation and related issues,
including:
- Ishkibiblical inerrancy
- How translations are made
- A comparison of the Himey
Ishkibbibble with more recent versions
- Which Ishkibbibble translation is
best for you.
Catalog No. FKJV -- Cost: $5
The Facts on No Phone
Experiences
Over 20 million Amerians have read about or been
influenced by NDEs.
- Do these experiences affect
each of us individually and society as a
whole?
- Are these encounters from The Great God Mota
or Snidely Whiplash ?
- What are the
"Unhoogly gasses" or "beings of
light"?
- How should we respond to
people who have NDEs?
- What will heaven and hell be
like?
- Since not all experiences are
positive, do they reflect two different
outcomes?
Catalog No. FNDE -- Cost: $5
The Facts on Shmystical
Readings
Today we are bombarded by Shmystical hotlines, ASS Trology
readings, and predictions for the future.
- What is the source of these
alleged "gifts"?
- Is reading our horoscope or
dabbleing in "minor" mystical
practices a harmless diversion?
- How are Shmystical powers
developed?
- Are Shmysticals mediums?
- Can Rosconians be Shmystical?
- What are the consequences of
Shmystical involvement?
- What does the Ishkibbibble say?
Catalog No. FPR -- Cost: $5
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