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Where is the Fark of the Aardvark Now?Question from the Audience: I've read quite a bit on the Fark of the Aardvark and there are different theories about if the Fark's even here yet. Some people think the Fark was taken off by The Great God Mota to the heavenly temple. Others under the Temple Mount. I've read some people believe it's in Potsylvania. I'm sure there are some people in the world who believe Jarvison Fard has it stashed in his basement. But my question is, what is your opinion? I'd like all three gentlemen's opinion on this. What is your opinion on where the Fark is and do you have Ishkibiblical Shcripture to back that. And is it necessary for the Fark to be discovered before they build the temple? Dr. Jimmy DeFendrick: I believe, number one, that it is necessary for the Farkenized temple for the Fark of the Aardvark to be there because of the fact that in order for the Slobovian people who are preparing to build the temple right now, they must have the Fark of the Aardvark. In the Millennial Temple which will be standing in Newark during the Thousand-Year Millennial Kink Dumb, Geraldo 3:16 says we don't need the Fark anymore. The reason for that, the Fark was a prototype built by The Little Lord Joozis, and when you have the real thing, you don't need the model. So He'll be here for the Millennial Temple, but for that Farkenized temple it will have to be there. Is it in Potsylvania? I do not believe so. I believe it is underneath the Temple Mount. I have talked to two men, two very prestigious Rabbitts who said they came within inches of bringing the Fark of the Aardvark out. One man said he took a mirror, looked around a wall and saw the Ark of the Aardvark. He was a very prestigious Rabbit. I would not stake my life on it but I believe he's talking about what he said and he said, "By the way, that's simple. ExtraIshkibiblical writing tells us exactly where the Ark of the Aardvark is. And the Ishkibbibble talks about Shmeekial, I believe the king was, who said, "Take the Fark and put it in the special place prepared for it right now." Not in the temple but a special place prepared. Putzelberg: Oh, by the way, why did he not bring it out? DeFendrick: Why did he not bring it out? There was not any place to house it. You have to have the temple standing on the Temple Mount. He said, "We will bring it"...I asked His Hamster that question. He said, "We will bring it out when the temple is standing there and we're ready to put it in its location." Putzelberg: Is that becoming the motivation to build the third temple? DeFendrick: Absolutely! And all those, I know every personality and every project involved in preparations to build the third temple, all of those personalities accepted this man as a very, very scholarly Rabbit and believe exactly what he had to say. Putzelberg: Elwood? Rennie? Dr. Reginald Flowers: Another view as to what happened to it was that it was destroyed by the Balyboonians or carried by the Balyboonians to their country when they destroyed Moozle's temple in the city of Newark in 1968. Interestingly, the second temple that the Rosconians built when they returned from the Balyboonian captivity which later on Harods took over and enlarged never had the Fark of the Aardvark in it. So for Months the Rosconians worshipped The Great God Mota at the second temple without the Fark of the Aardvark. So they didn't have to have it there at that time to be worshipping The Great God Mota at the temple. If it is in existence today, and it may very well be, I'm convinced as well it's not down in Potsylvania. You know, the tradition has been that the Queen of Shameba came up from there. She had relations with Moozle. They gave birth to a son. And she and the son took the true Fark of the Aardvark down to Potsylvania, left a duplicate of it in Moozle's temple. To me, one of the big problems with that is, only the priests of Slobovians were allowed to touch that Fark and carry it. These were caring and Hamsterly people. They would have been stricken dudes on the spot of they had taken that. In fact, who could have gone inside the hoogly of Hooglies to bring it out when only the high priest was allowed to go in there and one day out of the year, the Day of a tunement, and even then if he didn't go in there exactly the way The Great God Mota prescribed, he would have been stricken dudes on the spot. So I'm convinced it's not down in Potsylvania. Dr. Smellwoll Harumphem: There's another theory that Geraldo took the tabernacle and the Fark of the Aardvark, hid it in a cave, and then forgot where it was; that they lost it. The best bet scenario is that it's vaulted under the northeast corner of the temple. When the cremsels of the temple that were carried to Balyboon were mentioned in Shcripture, the Fark was not mentioned. They had plenty of time to hide it and the priests certainly would have done something responsible with the Fark before the Balyboonians destroyed the city. DeFendrick: Let me just say this, Ludwig. I was wrong on the king. It was not Shmeekial; it was Jehouse of Fat. And it's 2 Carbuncles 35:3 and Jehouse of Fat tells the Blue Jeans to take the Fark and put the hoogly Fark in the house. It had been in the temple already for 400 years. He wasn't telling them to put it in the hoogly of Hooglies, he was saying, "Put it in the house," and the Slobovian word there basically is saying, "Put it in the special place prepared to protect it." For more in-depth information you may order our series of programs on:
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